Hubpages More Than a Hobby
What is hubpages to you?
Check-up Time
Okay newbies, and old timers, this is a list to help you determine if you are in getting too carried away with your hubpages usage:
- Your former reason to live is a faint memory
- Your movies from Netflix sit on the shelf for weeks
- You go to sleep thinking about the newest questions and wake up with the answers
- You check your Hub Traffic Statistics every 30-40 minutes
- You are working on three hubs at once
- You are considering catheterization instead of making trips to the bathroom
- You have memorized the affiliate codes
- Your day job is suffering because you can only concentrate on writing your next hub
- You wake up with red eyes because you stare too long at the computer screen
- All your flowers are dying from lack of care
- Your husband keeps wondering if you are ever going shopping again
- You go into major panic mode if your computer temporarily freezes up
- The dust in your house is about one inch deep
- You put off eating at your favorite restaurant so you can write another hub
- You have an unending urge to get back to your computer as soon as possible after you leave
- You scan all the media not for something to watch, but for ideas of what you can write about
- Your muscles in your mouse fingers are getting larger than muscles in any other part of your body
- You get downright giddy when you have come up with a new topic to write about
- You feel an excessive need for privacy
- Grooming is no longer important since you never go anywhere
- No topic is too degrading or crazy
- Your computer area has multiple stickies scribbled with different ideas for hubpages
- You have forgotten your children’s names
- You listen intently to your friends for ideas and do not finish your conversation because you are writing new thoughts down
- You mumble to yourself – people think you might have lost it and you let them think it so you can have more time to write hubs
- Your friends tell you to “get a life”
- Sleep becomes a burden
- You rarely get dressed
I’m sure you can think of some of your own, but these are some of mine and I have only just begun. I hope I do not totally go crazy because of hubpages since I am enjoying it so far.
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