How To Tell if Hubpages is More Than Just a Hobby

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By elayne001

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What is hubpages to you?

  • A hobby
  • A passion
  • An addiction
  • An escape
  • A living
  • other
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Check-up Time

Okay newbies, and old timers, this is a list to help you determine if you are in getting too carried away with your hubpages usage:

  • Your former reason to live is a faint memory
  • Your movies from Netflix sit on the shelf for weeks
  • You go to sleep thinking about the newest questions and wake up with the answers
  • You check your Hub Traffic Statistics every 30-40 minutes
  • You are working on three hubs at once
  • You are considering catheterization instead of making trips to the bathroom
  • You have memorized the affiliate codes
  • Your day job is suffering because you can only concentrate on writing your next hub
  • You wake up with red eyes because you stare too long at the computer screen
  • All your flowers are dying from lack of care
  • Your husband keeps wondering if you are ever going shopping again
  • You go into major panic mode if your computer temporarily freezes up
  • The dust in your house is about one inch deep
  • You put off eating at your favorite restaurant so you can write another hub
  • You have an unending urge to get back to your computer as soon as possible after you leave
  • You scan all the media not for something to watch, but for ideas of what you can write about
  • Your muscles in your mouse fingers are getting larger than muscles in any other part of your body
  • You get downright giddy when you have come up with a new topic to write about
  • You feel an excessive need for privacy
  • Grooming is no longer important since you never go anywhere
  • No topic is too degrading or crazy
  • Your computer area has multiple stickies scribbled with different ideas for hubpages
  • You have forgotten your children’s names
  • You listen intently to your friends for ideas and do not finish your conversation because you are writing new thoughts down
  • You mumble to yourself – people think you might have lost it and you let them think it so you can have more time to write hubs
  • Your friends tell you to “get a life”
  • Sleep becomes a burden
  • You rarely get dressed

I’m sure you can think of some of your own, but these are some of mine and I have only just begun. I hope I do not totally go crazy because of hubpages since I am enjoying it so far.

Comments

Catherine R profile image

Catherine R 2 years ago

This list made me laugh. Yes I am very definitely addicted. I am also still very new here though so I am hoping the addiction may wear off. Will it? We do eat - but only if I am writing a recipe hub and need to photograph the food!

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IslandVoice Level 1 Commenter 2 years ago

It's more than a hobby! My husband thinks i have a 'lover', and feels neglected! Just kidding. He's my no.1 fan! Fun hub.

elayne001 profile image

elayne001 Hub Author 2 years ago

Me too - I don't feel like the day is complete without checking out hubpages and adding my two sense worth!! I used to do that at facebook. I'm not sure this one will go away!!

emohealer profile image

emohealer 2 years ago

Very cute! I am passionate, no longer addicted. I Love hubpages and I love this hub. Great list, I enjoyed it...Thanks!

elayne001 profile image

elayne001 Hub Author 2 years ago

Glad you are no longer addicted emohealer. You are very strong and a good example for us. I hope we can all just change it to hublove.

k@ri profile image

k@ri 2 years ago

LOL...yes, I guess it's definitely more than just a hobby...I can so relate with your reasons. Fun Hub! :D

Dwayne Terry profile image

Dwayne Terry 2 years ago

This is so very funny! I think I found myself in most of those things listed and my wife found me in the others!

elayne001 profile image

elayne001 Hub Author 2 years ago

If it wasn't hubpages, it would be something else, so I guess this is not such a place to be addicted to.

corwinnighthawk 2 years ago

Is this what I have to look forward to? What am I getting myself into? LOL!

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elayne001 Hub Author 2 years ago

Thanks corwinnighthawk for your comment - yes, expect the unexpected : )

Epsilon5 profile image

Epsilon5 2 years ago

When I first found HubPages, that was SO me. For the first two weeks, I did nothing but write hubs. After that, I took a vacation and when I came back, I resolved to only write hubs on Saturdays. I write them one Saturday, and usually publish them the next Saturday. That leaves my non-weekends free to do other things... like go to work, go to school, eat, sleep: those sort of things, lol.

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elayne001 Hub Author 2 years ago

Good on you Epsilon5 - you have self control! I hope I can go a day without HP soon.

Cindy Says profile image

Cindy Says 2 years ago

I've become more addicted to reading than writing. I did one hub, then found all this other stuff to read about and never got back to writing again.

Great photo, by the way. Very professional. Very mico-stocky (I like to make up words, too).

elayne001 profile image

elayne001 Hub Author 2 years ago

thank you Cindy - I too get caught up in reading other hubs, but then I rationalize it by that fact that I am learning so much.

Cindy Says profile image

Cindy Says 2 years ago

I'm serious about the photograpy. Do a Hub search for 'microstock' and for 'macrostock' for information. It may not be for you, but it is definitely worth looking into.

elayne001 profile image

elayne001 Hub Author 2 years ago

Cindy - I would love to do micro and macro - takes very special lenses though, right? One day....

dyesebel10 profile image

dyesebel10 2 years ago

Your hub is funny.. yes I can relate.. thanks for sharing.

elayne001 profile image

elayne001 Hub Author 2 years ago

Thanks for stopping by dyesebel0. Sure a fun ride though!

diogenes 2 years ago

Just sniffing around your hubs! (Sounds a bit raunchy!). had a good chuckle at this one, hubbing can become addictive. I am going to watch myself in future; wouldn't want the budgie water to get stale! (Me? get a life? How very dare you!) Bob

RTalloni profile image

RTalloni Level 8 Commenter 2 years ago

Okay, okay...I get the message. :) (Maybe I'll dust.)

elayne001 profile image

elayne001 Hub Author 2 years ago

Yeah me too! not! LOL

LianaK profile image

LianaK 2 years ago

Fun! Loved the lists.

elayne001 profile image

elayne001 Hub Author 2 years ago

thanks LianaK. Glad you enjoyed it.

suziecat7 profile image

suziecat7 Level 5 Commenter 2 years ago

Oh boy - now I feel bad - but it's nice to know I have company - thanks.

elayne001 profile image

elayne001 Hub Author 2 years ago

Sorry suziecat7 - we have lots to learn.

Truth From Truth profile image

Truth From Truth 2 years ago

I really enjoyed your list, I'm not there yet, but you never know.

elayne001 profile image

elayne001 Hub Author 2 years ago

You can do it Truth From Truth. We are all progressing slowly. Aloha!

febriedethan profile image

febriedethan 2 years ago

I love your lists, I have to admit, I did few of your lists :)

elayne001 profile image

elayne001 Hub Author 2 years ago

We have much in common, us Hubbers. Thanks for your comments febriedethan.

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liswilliams Level 1 Commenter 2 years ago

This is awesome, really funny. I can relate to 1 or 2 of those points!

Juliette Morgan profile image

Juliette Morgan 2 years ago

Hi Elayne you've just described me!! I'm at the height of my addiction - just had a text from my husband - apparently we're going out tonight (on a Mon?) and then straight to bed and something about no laptops on for me! But it's a lonely life earning money at IM and without interaction with others, you'd go out of your mind - I had to laugh as I read your list of symtoms!

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elayne001 Hub Author 2 years ago

I thought I would outgrow the need to check hubpages every day, but it is too hard. So just give in to it and don't spend your whole life online. Thanks Juliette for your comments.

Lisa Ward 23 months ago

You made me laugh! This is funny, I am not quite at the addictive stage yet, but once I log on, I can't stop!!

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elayne001 Hub Author 23 months ago

Glad you liked it Lisa. Hubbing definitely can be addicting.

peacegirl101 profile image

peacegirl101 20 months ago

Very nice hub, Consider me a newbie i have only been on hubpages for about a month and some days and i love it a lot. hubpages is one of my hobbies. LOL to your list i am really not THAT carried away with it....:)

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elayne001 Hub Author 20 months ago

unfortunately, I was that carried away, and still am some days peacegirl101. That is good that you can control yourself with Hubpages.

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peacegirl101 20 months ago

Thanks elayne. Aloha

P.s. I like netflix :D

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