Weight Loss Quotes and Funny Cartoons to Inspire Us All

Weight loss is more a matter of inspiration than perspiration so here are a few sayings and cartoons that I have gathered to help us out.Print and post them on your fridge or wherever you think they may help you the most.

• A diet is the penalty we pay for exceeding the feed limit. ~ Anon
• The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out. ~ Anon
• The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places. ~ Anon
• Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live. ~ Jim Rohn
• The good Lord gave you a body that can stand most anything. It's your mind you have to convince. ~ Vincent Lombardi

More Weight Loss Thoughts:

• The first and best victory is to conquer self. ~ Plato
• Take twice as long to eat half as much. ~ Anon
• The groundwork of all happiness is health. ~ Leigh Hunt
• Your stomach shouldn't be a waist basket. ~ Anon
• We never repent of having eaten too little. ~ Thomas Jefferson

Even More Weight Loss quotes...

• Gluttony is an emotional escape, a sign something is eating us. ~ Peter De Vries
• You can't lost weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. ~ Anon
• Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets. ~ Anon
• To lengthen your life, shorten your meals. ~ Proverb
• Your body is the baggage you must carry through life. The more excess the baggage, the shorter the trip. ~ Arnold H. Glasgow
• I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people. ~ Ed Bluestone
• As for food, half of my friends have dug their graves with their teeth. ~ Chauncey M. Depew

Are you getting full of weight loss quotes yet?

• Gluttony is not a secret vice. ~ Orson Welles
• She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say "when". ~ P.G. Wodehouse
• I think I just ate my willpower. ~ Anon
• I've decided that perhaps I'm bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge. ~ Paula Poundstone

My appetite is my shepherd,  

I always want.  

It maketh me to sit down and stuff myself.  

It leadeth me to my refrigerator repeatedly.  

It leadeth me in the path of Burger King  

for a double Whopper with fries and a large Coke.  

It certainly destroyeth my shape  

Yea though I knoweth I gaineth   

I will not stop eating.  

For the food tasteth so good.
Surely, Ice Cream and Cookies comforteth me.
When the table is spread before me,
It exciteth me,
For I knoweth that soon I shall Dig in.
As I filleth my plate continuously
my clothes runneth smaller.
Surely bulges and excess weight
shall follow me
all the days of my life,
and I will dwell in
all you can eat buffet houses forever!
Amen  

• The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook. ~ Andy Rooney
• You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. ~ Ellen Degeneres

There you have what many celebrities and philosophers have said about weight loss or lack of it. Hope you are motivated by now.